April Fools Joke of 2013: Opening Day for the New York Mets…

so windy and rainy here it’s just so scary…

someone hold me…

and my dick.

wait what

I have the strangest feeling that one day imma get caught with my hand in my pants… cause NO ONE FUCKING KNOCKS in this house…

Gotta have that Black Ops 2 “AWARENESS” Perk on or something…

anyone wanna talk?

before i go play with my joystick?

and by joystick i mean PS3…

and by PS3 i mean Black Ops 2…

I wonder has Doug Fister lived up to his name… done what his name says…

ya know…

Atlanta Braves have thrown beer bottles, trash, garbage, The entire Atlanta Hawks team on the field…

cmon Yankees… these people wanna get home… it’s The Bronx…

wouldnt be caught in The Bronx after 11:30pm… lol

sooo Europe is better at the USA in golf…

big whoop…

we still have better teeth…

Ladies and Gentleman, A.W is the complete opposite of Kobe Bryant…

Kobe Bryant has a job.

Carmelo Anthony you ok?

how bad would this be?

If I make a tout and I accidently flash my dick on there… and WWE shows that live on air?

The titantron might catch fire if that happened…

Jericho… if those pants get any tighter… everyone would be looking at one big giant dick…

Ryback keeps saying FEED ME MORE!

the man wants some DARK MEAT… not this white meat…

oh look. Chris Jericho just took the Brazilian Flag from Anderson Silva and just kicked it out of the Octagon! Jericho vs Silva at Wrestlemania 29…

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

what happened if you take Viagra and Cialis at the same time? Wouldnt you get a DOUBLE HARD BONER? or it would be extra long? idk.