hate being THAT person who clogs the bathroom toilet…

i guess shit happens right?

3 months ago on February 10th | J | 0 notes

Tagged as: #lol #a joke i thought of #i should probably go 2 sleep #it has humor in it #toilet humor #this is what i think of when im bored #humor #funny #to me at least #rim shot #toilet #bowl #bathroom #shit

Don’t you hate it when this happens to you?

3 months ago on January 27th | J | 4 notes

Tagged as: #Liberty Mutual #Commercial #lmao #look at these fools #cars #bbq #grill #window #Air Condition #who drops a AC out a window #blender #leaves their car door open #omg #gif #my gif #lol #love it #funny #hilarious

7 months ago on October 15th | J | 11 notes

Tagged as: #Philip Rivers #yolo #lol #Denver Broncos #nfl #football #funny #Chargers #Broncos #San Diego Chargers #fails

Carmelo Anthony you ok?

9 months ago on August 7th | J | 2 notes

Tagged as: #Carmelo Anthony #New York Knicks #funny #joke #i tried #lol #Right in the Feels #nuts #low blow #London 2012 #Olympics #Team USA

So when do we attack the humans?

9 months ago on August 7th | J | 2 notes

Tagged as: #Bears #round table #meeting #funny #cute #they are going to attack #humans #omg #lol

11 months ago on June 8th | J | 63 notes

Tagged as: #Bad Luck Brian #hilarious #assassinated #class president #funny

I will put this shoe so far up your ass you’ll floss with laces.

1 year ago on May 14th | J | 63 notes

Tagged as: #e cards #joke #funny #shoe #laces #ass

Research is what I’m doing when I don’t know what I’m doing.

1 year ago on May 6th | J | 4 notes

Tagged as: #Research #funny #e cards

Rex and Rob Ryan in the Kentucky Derby

1 year ago on May 5th | J | 11 notes

Tagged as: #Kentucky Derby #joke #Rex Ryan #Rob Ryan #New York Jets #Dallas Cowboys #NFL #funny

Guy falls off the stage.

1 year ago on May 4th | J | 4 notes

Tagged as: #falls down #off stage #funny #gif #ow #lol #slips

Brian Kendrick humping the turnbuckle on Smackdown

1 year ago on May 4th | J | 16 notes

Tagged as: #WWE #Brian Kendrick #humping #nude #naked #funny

The Simpsons- Treehouse of Horror III

Homer- Do you sell toys?

Shopkeeper- We well forbidden objects from places men fear to trade. We also sell frozen yogurt. Which I call Frogurt.

Homer- Well I need something for my son's birthday

Shopkeeper- Well perhaps this will please the gentleman. *Grabs Krusty The Clown Doll* Take this object. But beware it carries a terrible curse.

Homer- Ooh that's bad

Shopkeeper- But it comes with a free Frogurt

Homer- That's good!

Shopkeeper- The Frogurt is also cursed

Homer- That's bad

Shopkeeper- But you get your choice of toppings

Homer- That's good!

Shopkeeper- The toppings contain Potassium Benzoate

Homer- *Blank Stare

Shopkeeper- That's Bad

Homer- Can I go now?

1 year ago on May 3rd | J | 1 note

Tagged as: #Homer Simpson #The Simpsons #Treehouse of Horror III #fox #funny #chat #Krusty The Clown #Frozen Yogurt

1 year ago on April 24th | J | 14 notes

Tagged as: #Tupac #Kayne West #hologram #Princess Leia #Star Wars #funny

5 Deadly Terms said by women.

1 year ago on April 20th | J | 16 notes

Tagged as: #funny #women #joke #5 terms